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Cloud Computing; Benefits and Limitations.

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Cloud Computing; Benefits and Limitations .👌👍 If you're not sure about what Cloud Computing is, you are among the 95% of people that are already using cloud services, like online banking and social networks. Cloud Computing is the use of hardware and software to deliver a service over a network (typically the Internet). Users can access files and use applications from any device that can access the Internet with cloud computing. An example of a Cloud Computing provider is Google's Gmail. Gmail users can access files and applications hosted by Google through the internet from any device. There are a wide range of companies and industry verticals that use cloud computing such as Amazon and Google. Small, medium, and large size public and private companies alike use cloud computing to reduce technology acquisition costs. While no storage solution is 100% safe, cloud storage providers can offer a safer and more accessible place for companies to store data than traditional computi
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100 Ways to know if you are Dating your Bestfriend

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100 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU ARE DATING YOUR BESTFRIEND . Uncle Romanus, if you are still feeling shy to ask the conductor for your change when you're in a bus with bae, then you are not best friends at all, you're just two familiar people doing relationship. Some uncles cannot even price meat and fish in the market with pride when aunty is around. Uncle will just be feeling all shy, trying to look like a gentleman in front of her. If this is you sir, take it from me, there is a big gap in your friendship with her, a very big gap that pretending to be friends cannot fill. Let me tell you a true story that happened with me and my Bestie Choco. Okay so, I was supposed to pick her up to go shopping. I got there, tried to order an Uber, and the taxi was taking forever to get there. 5minutes became 15minutes, then 30 minutes. We couldn't wait anymore seeing that the traffic was crazy outside. So we decided to take a bike(okada). We walked to the bus stop, I stopped a bike and
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When Women say Men are Scum

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When Women Say Men Are Scum A 22 year old girl was brutally assaulted and raped at Benin, in a church. She's dead. A 12 year old girl was raped by 11 men at Jigawa. When women say men are scum, this is what they mean. It's not ghosts that are raping babies, children and adults. It's exhausting. While I worked with FIDA, I saw things. Things that I couldn't bring myself to write about. Some days were unnerving. I remember speaking to a teen that was sexually assaulted by a law enforcement officer. Her Father was in the next room o. He had no idea. I recall the Lady that took her children to stay with her father. Her Father raped them. They were aged 8 and 5. I just locked up because...what?! I know the sick girl that was raped by a family friend. Trusted. He came to repair something. He raped her. She was on medications, she was helpless, she did nothing. While her Mother spoke to me, she said this was the second time her daughter was raped. And eve
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Truth; I got your back

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Truth; I got your back   Lately I've met lots of ladies who are potheads and when they ask me if I smoke and I tell em no they mostly feel uncomfortable. I laugh cus I've been involved with ladies who are chimneys, and most times I was the one getting the supplies and even rolling em up for them while my beer bottle beside me. I don't smoke cigarettes or take any variety of weed or form of drug, I do alcohol only. Yes, we all have our poison and habits. I barely do spirits, rum, whiskey, vodka, cognac...I do red wine, champagne when I'm loaded, but more of beer instead, cus I understand my system and the importance of moderation. I'm not fat, I'm skinny. Strong drinks and trees fucks my system up, it dries me up and leaves me looking unhealthy. To maintain my healthy looks I stay off smokes and certain drinks. I drink atleast a litre of water after every round of beer to properly hydrate and flush my system too. In a relationship I don't have issues
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Dear Godly Husbands

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Dear Godly husbands, Bcc: Godly husbands-to-be Please learn how to lay the bed nicely after you rise in the morning. Be the help that your wife needs to be the perfect helpmeet that God has called her to be in your life. It's just good manners, nothing more. Sometime ago I was in Calabar, checked into a hotel all nice and comfy to stay for a few days. Each morning before stepping out to my meetings I will dress the bed and make sure my clothes and belonging are nicely arranged in the wardrobe. I will dress the bed all nice like I have a degree in hotel management😀. The only thing that would be left for the janitors to do is mop the floor and make sure the bathroom is neat and tidy like they always do. I am already used to the idea of tidying up my bed when I rise in my house, because I'm training myself to think and act like a co-helpmeet to my spouse. In my head I'm always thinking; "What can I do to help this wife of God?". A hotel room was no diff
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Hey about to Wed

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Hey about-to-wed ; After you people have finished talking all those your "for better for worse, in sickness and in colobia virus, in poverty, in quarrels and strong hardship, till death do us part" and other confessions you will make at the altar. The moment you get back to your hotel, remove all your clothes and take a hot shower. After that don't dress up, get completely naked, the two two both of you. Get totally naked. Forget about that first time sex you want to have, because I know that will be the first meal on your menu. Wait first uncle, tell her to kneel down, remember I said naked. No bra, no panties, let the will of God be exposed to you. I know by this time your brain will want to burst, just beholding her beauty, I also know that with the way wifey will be kneeling before you facing her future, she may not be too comfortable, but relax and control yourselves briefly, don't worry the food is your own, you will still eat each other and request for to
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The Fruits of Love

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THE FRUITS OF LOVE! Please stop lowering the standard for which love is built. Stop confusing fantasies with love. If it leaves you breathless it's not love, it's asthma! If it stops your heart from beating it's death! If you cannot live without it then it's slavery! If it sweeps you off your feet, it's epilepsy! If it's holding you down at different sides, it's cramp! If it makes you cry always, then it's onions! If it makes your stomach sing, it's ulcer! If it's making you go crazy, then it's madness! If its making you loose your self control, it's sin! If it gives you butterfly in your belly it's diarrhea! If it leaves you speechless it's Michael Jackson! If it makes you high, it's marijuana! And If it's giving you sleepless nights please avoid your village people. 1Corinthians 13 teaches us the reality of love. It says; Love is patient. Love is kind. It does not envy. It does not b
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